How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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