I wish i was in the wii world.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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