is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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