as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize