In the future we'll all be gay
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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