Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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