he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Someone signed my nipple.
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