Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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