Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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