i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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