i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We talked him into tasing himself.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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