Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
i think im in europe. pls send help
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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