so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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