idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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