these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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