Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
