Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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