everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
This is the high leading the old right now
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Randomize
