Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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