the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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