I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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