I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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