yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Randomize
