I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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