so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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