ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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