it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
