we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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