I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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