I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
do herpes really smell.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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