We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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