Christians are straight up FREAKS
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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