no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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