We should be called the Road Head Warriors
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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