yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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