Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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