dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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