You work out of a Hotel?
Porn is love you can see.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
this will be a night to untag.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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