You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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