Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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