Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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