just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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