well I can't set my house on fire every night
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Lo siento on account of my penis...
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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