I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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