There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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