I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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