so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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