so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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