i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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