OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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