Duck Duck Cougar?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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