Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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