Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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