But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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