do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
and she was petting her beer can
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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