don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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