Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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