i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize
