i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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